A Brief Clan History |
Bizarro: Established June 16th, 2003
Though many clans come and go, and many of
their clanmembers find their ways to new clans and new
games, Bizarro's core members have been playing together
since 1998.
Although the Bizarro clan is relatively new, you could
say that it has been around for a much longer time under
a
different
name, Quake WarLords. QWL started it all on MPlayer in
1998, and has been living on ever since, under various aliases.
You might say to yourself, "damn, that's a really
stupid name." Well, we somewhat agree with you there.
It is stupid, but for a reason: Idget came up with it,
or
so we
think (look up Idget in the QWL roster, and find a few
of his demos in the Misc. Quake section when we get around
to putting them there).
Even though our name screams newbie,
QWLers are obviously not (big) newbies. Our members have
blessed such clans as CVJ, S2, and DY. Of course, most of
the ownage LPB's on the list were ringers for us during MHL
and MXL tournaments, but you can just forget you heard that
(actually, ringers are noted on the roster). If you want
to see some funny shit, check out the MXL
message boards we have archived on this site, they pretty much tell the
story.
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Phantoman
(Inactive, Not from QWL)
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Shortlink
(No longer with us, not from QWL)
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Sureshot
(Never really was with us, not from QWL)
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Whitlock
(No longer with us, not from QWL)
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Rook
(Quasi-inactive, Not from QWL)
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Dingle
(Inactive, Not from QWL)
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Zender(guns17) (no longer
with us, not from QWL)
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Oifer
(Inactive, Not from QWL)
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Riptor
(Inactive, Not from QWL)
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Plested
(Seasonally Active, Not from QWL)
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Diurn
(Inactive, Not from QWL)
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Para
(Inactive, Not from QWL)
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Salt3d
(Active, Not from QWL)
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| Name: Ashuram
(Assram!) |
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| All Known Clans: QWL
(gone) QMS? |
| Description: He
was in for a brief period towards the middle end
of the main QWL stretch. Although he never came
forward and said it, I believe he is also QMS>Ashram,
mainly because his nickname on ICQ changed from
ashuram to ashram. Not much else is known about
him. |
| Our Award: #2
Homo (ram my ass!) |
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| Name: Asianman
(Sphere) |
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| All Known Clans: QWL
(gone) |
| Description: Asianman
enjoyed a rather brief stay in QWL. He now spends
his time in chat rooms cheating on trivia games
and denying it :o). |
| Our Award: World's
Biggest Liar |
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| Name: Blaze |
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| All Known Clans: QWL
(gone) |
| Description: Nobody
even knows where this guy came from, or why he
was in the clan. He probably came on once or twice
using this name and we don't know who he really
is. Tell us if you know. |
| Our Award: Most
Likely Never To Be Heard From Again |
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| Name: Chino
(Soju?) |
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| All Known Clans: QWL
(gone) |
| Description: Chino
was with us for quite a while and we have nothing
but good things to say about him. Unfortuately
there is only one thing to say: he's cool. Beyond
that nobody really remembers :(. |
| Our Award: Most
Average |
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| Name: DM-r
(Xcopy) |
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| All Known Clans: AoA,
QWL (gone), TTC (presumed active) |
Description: DM-r
was about 40 when he joined QWL. He felt like he
couldn't hack it, so he quit. Boo hoo. While he
was often pissed off at something, DM-r was a supercool
guy. We have no idea where he is today, though.
UPDATE: We heard from dm-r recently
(kind of). We received one message from him and
nothing else. He is presumed active as he is still
on the TTC website. |
| Our Award: Lowest
Ping |
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| Name: Dry
Ice (Mr. Green, Homosex Master) |
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| All Known Clans: AoA,
QWL (active), CVJ, BKz, Bizarro (active) |
| Description: Dry
Ice has always been the target of scrutinizing
richboy and homo jokes. This is because he is a
rich mother fucker, and he is an admitted homosexual.
On a lighter, less truthful note, Dry Ice has been
with us since the beginning, and is still with
us today. Thanks for sticking with us, dude :*} |
| Our Award: Most
Eligible Faggot (Now Reasons why Dry Ice is gay
#38 is justified) |
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| Name: Evade
(Pop5, Darth Evader, Bob Barker, Err, Long>Wong) |
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| All Known Clans: BSQD,
QWL (active), S2, Bizarro (active) |
| Description: Evade
was one of the founders of QWL, and of Bizarro.
He also created most of our fabulous Intro.
Evade spends his days reminiscing of past Quake
experiences,
and enjoys long walks on the beach. |
| Our Award: Best
Rocketplay |
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| Name: Falcon
(*Ringer*) |
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| All Known Clans: QWL
(gone) |
| Description: Falcon
was a ringer for us during the MXL. He was undoubtedly
a large factor in our success during the MXL season.
We forgot what name he used... in fact he may have
used more than one. |
| Our Award: Biggest
Mouth |
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| Name: Fanman
(Skywalker, Fanman 47) |
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| All Known Clans: BSQD,
QWL (active), Bizarro (inactive) |
| Description: Fanman
is one of our best friends ever! And he's good
at Quake too. Even after being away for 2 years,
he still kicks our asses every time. Look forward
to seeing him play DM in the near future (we hope). |
| Our Award: Bearer
Of The World's Most Annoying Sister |
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| Name: Haze |
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| All Known Clans: QWL
(active), Bizarro (active) |
| Description: Haze
insists he was in QWL but we don't remember, so
we are going to leave this open-ended. Though he
has always been our good buddy, we can't be sure
if he was really with us, since there were so many
coming and going throughout QWL's early days. |
| Our Award: Most
Argumentative |
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| Name: Idget
(Idget5, Senior Bob) |
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| All Known Clans: BSQD, QWL
(quasi-active), Bizarro (quasi-active) |
Description: "My
floppy dicks come out warm" is only one out
of a million funny things Idget has done or said.
He is also credited with creating the Cocksucking
Quakeguy found in our intro. Some would say he
left his legacy with that one. Though we don't
expect him to return, we hope he does.
UPDATE: Idget returned on 12/21/03 from 6 months of active duty in the
navy! He spent time on the Iraqi coastline during the war. We're glad you didn't
die, Idget! Welcome back! |
| Our Award: BY
FAR most hilarious!! |
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| Name: Lefty
(Leftside, Tool) |
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| All Known Clans: QWL
(active), CVJ, IOV, In10sity, DOOM, Bizarro (active) |
| Description: Lefty
illuded us for a long time, being added to this
roster history almost a year after its inception.
We almost forgot he was in QWL, yet he was right
under our noses on a different name. After CQL6
finished, he requested a return into the QWL/Bizarro
legacy, like woah dude. |
| Our Award: #1
stoner |
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| Name: Medic
(*Quasi-Ringer*) |
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| All Known Clans: QWL
(gone), XP (current clan, not Q1) |
| Description: Medic
came out of nowhere to support us till the end.
Check out his kind words on the MXL message board
archives on this site. |
| Our Award: Defender
Of The Axe |
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| Name: Monkey
(Blitzkrieg, Alex Trebek, Ignignokt, Long>Fong) |
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| All Known Clans: CP,
DoD, L7, QWL (active), S2 (brief), Intensity (brief),
OP8 (brief), Bizarro (active) |
| Description: Monkey
was one of QWL's first members, and one of
the founders of Bizarro. Monkey started in QWL
as Blitzkrieg, but soon changed back to Monkey.
Monkey currently lives in a small cage in Africa,
living
under constant
fear of ebola. If Monkey gets mad at you in a game,
first remember this terrible threat he is undertaking
every second of every day. |
| Our Award: #1
banana-eater |
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| Name: Ooklah
(SmileNWave) |
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| All Known Clans: QWL
(gone) |
| Description: Ooklah's
favorite things to say were "up the poopy"
and "down the poop chute." Beyond that,
we really don't remember anything about him. |
| Our Award: Poopiest
Dumbass |
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| Name: PreFoun
(Hack-r) |
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| All Known Clans: AoA???, QWL
(gone) |
| Description: We
really don't know anything about this guy, other
than he was in the clan for a very short time,
and was a friend of DM-r's. He also made the program
Iptest.exe for mplayer which would simply give
the ip address for the mplayer quake server that
you were about to connect to. |
| Our Award: Least
Known |
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| Name: Quaker |
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| All Known Clans: QWL
(gone?) |
| Description: He
was a true Quaker and a very good HPB, but alas,
he disappeared when MPlayer did. A good friend
to us all, we hope he returns soon. |
| Our Award: True
Quaker |
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| Name: Safire
(Sochot) |
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| All Known Clans: QWL
(gone) |
| Description: Kind
of an asshole if I remember right. His brother
was an LOA (much worse than "your father smelt
of elderberries"). However, he did help us in a
few games. |
| Our Award: Most
Floccinaucinihilipilificated |
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| Name: Skuhravy
(Dooley, *Quasi-Ringer*) |
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| All Known Clans: QWL
(gone) |
| Description: Though
accused by many of cheating, we still have faith
in him. He left the Quake scene sometime around
the year 2000 to pursue other games. Rumor has
it, he plays Quake 3 as "ActionNewbs" or
something of the sort. He was one of our most valueable
assets
during the MXL and for a time, was a good friend.
We hope he returns some day to say hello and play
some Quake. |
| Our Award: Best
Quad Whore EVER |
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| Name: Slash
(Wotay, *Ringer*) |
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| All Known Clans: QWL
(gone) |
| Description: We
have no idea of his whereabouts, and personally
I don't remember much if anything about him. Sorry. |
| Our Award: Most
Elusive Ringer |
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| Name: Snipe-r |
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| All Known Clans: G2X?, QWL
(gone) |
| Description: Sniper
was around during the earliest days, and quit probably
6 months after QWL started up. From what we can
remember, he was superman. |
| Our Award: Superman
Sucks Balls Award |
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| Name: Souless
(Resin, Iverson) |
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| All Known Clans: LiL,
QWL (quasi-active), Intensity, Bogo, Bizarro
(quasi-active) |
| Description: Souless
is a mormon. |
| Our Award: #1
Mormon |
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| Name: Tru
(Southy) |
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| All Known Clans: HX?, QWL
(gone) |
| Description: Tru
was one of the best HPB's I've ever played with.
He still impresses me when I watch his demos. He
has a very distinct and elegant playstyle. When
the demo section comes up, check him out. |
| Our Award: Hoochie-Mama
Of Quake |
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This page last updated:
September 27, 2007 5:49 PM
Webmasters: Evade and Monkey
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