IRC HUMOR
Here are some actual humorous
comments we have compiled over the last year or
so. You can expect it to grow as new things come
to us! (Feel free to submit stuff.)
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Amazon recommends Creed over Pearl Jam, and some
other stuff
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[23:06] <Evade> ROFL
[23:06] <Evade> 1 person recommended Human
Clay instead of Ten
[23:06] <Monkey7> AHAHHAAH
[23:06] <Monkey7> out of how many
[23:06] <Monkey7> whered that statistic come
from?
[23:07] <Evade> its just some thing on the
amazon website
[23:07] <Monkey7> thats hilarious
[23:08] <Evade> ROFL
[23:08] <Evade> Customers who wear clothes
also shop for:
[23:08] <Evade> Clean Underwear from Amazon's
Target Store
[23:08] <Monkey7> i think
[23:08] <Evade> lol
[23:08] <Monkey7> lol
[23:08] <Evade> that statement is so flawed
[23:08] <Monkey7> hahahaha
[23:08] <Evade> customers who wear clothes
[23:08] <Monkey7> hahahaha
[23:08] <Evade> ok who doesnt wear clothes
[23:08] <Monkey7> thats hilarious
[23:08] <Monkey7> hahahaa
[23:08] <Evade> then who shops for non clean
underwear
[23:15] <Monkey7> lol
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Monkey disses Michael Jackson
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[00:50] <Evade> im glad im white
[00:50] <Monkey7> i am too
[00:50] <Monkey7> in a way
[00:50] <Monkey7> but in another way i'm
not
[00:50] <Monkey7> cuz i think i'd get more
chicks if i was black
[00:50] <Monkey7> they seem to be into black
guys
[00:51] <Monkey7> probably the dick size
average
[00:51] <Monkey7> all i know is if i was
black i'd probably have a bigger dick
[00:51] <Monkey7> i bet michael jackson was
trying to become white so that his penis would
shrink so it could more easily fit into little
boys' asses
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Iraq gets owned by Dry Ice
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[00:35] *** Monkey changes topic to '|| www.quake1dm.com
|| WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Several large brown things
dropped from the sky in Iraq as the US air force
unveiled their newest weapon of mass destruction:
the Dry Ice Bomb.'
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Yukon smack-down
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[23:02] <drama> i love waking up to a bitch
jacking me off tho
[23:02] <drama> now thats nice
[23:02] <drama> you wake up like "WTF"
[23:03] <yukon> that's never happened to
me
[23:04] <Monkey> thats cuz generally you
dont fall asleep after committing rape
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A dick, a dyke, and a van
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[00:22] <Monkey> eat a dick van dyke dickman
[00:22] <Monkey> god
[00:23] <Monkey> thats weird
[00:23] <Monkey> the name dick van dyke
[00:23] <Monkey> has 2 types of genitals
in it
[00:23] <Monkey> and a van
[00:23] <Monkey> i wonder what they are suggesting
there
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Monkey makes fun of DY-TrivBot
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[13:50] <Monkey> the letter _ is a greek
letter not found in the ascii character set.
[13:50] <drama`> Monkey.
[13:51] <drama`> i
[13:51] <drama`> y
[13:51] <Monkey> hint: it's not in the extended
ascii character set either.
[13:51] <drama`> e
[13:51] <drama`> i
[13:51] <Monkey> hint 2: if you tried typing
it, you couldn't.
[13:51] <drama`> i dunno
[13:51] <drama`> Å
[13:51] <Monkey> hint 3: wtf are you doing
trying to answer this question. if it's not in
ascii you can't type it on your screen dipshit.
[13:51] <drama`> Å
[13:52] <drama`> Å
[13:52] <drama`> Å
[13:52] <Monkey> Am I alone here? The answer
was Å.
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Diaper's 15 minutes of fame
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< diaper> Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away (and you have their
shoes).
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World Hunger
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[00:59] <Monkey> that would be real funny
[00:59] <Monkey> if the cure for world hunger
was bukkake
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Dry Ice wants me!
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[02:17] <Monkey> you are the best at licking
me balls
[02:17] <DryIce1> no, im not
[02:17] <DryIce1> thats one thing i might
be doing at work
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Dry Ice is a rich motherfucker, now you know why
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[00:44] <drama> u hear about dryices pond
being emptied by FBI
[00:44] <Evade> hmm
[00:44] <drama> looking for ANthrax?
[00:44] <Monkey> liar
[00:44] <Monkey> hahaa
[00:44] <Evade> you know how its sometimes
hard to understand
[00:44] <drama> seriously
[00:44] <Evade> dryice
[00:44] <drama> that was in maryland
[00:44] <Evade> and what hes talking about
[00:45] <Evade> thats because we don't speak
faggot
[00:45] <Monkey> so uh
[00:45] <Monkey> you mean to say
[00:45] <Monkey> the chesapeake bay was drained
[00:45] <Monkey> to look for anthrax
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Yeah... okay
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[03:20] <DryIce> OK SHOWER TIME
[03:20] <DryIce> THINK OF ME NAKED IN THE
SHOWER
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HAHAHA hypocrite
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[17:21] <seven> that's pretty pathetic
[17:21] <seven> i'm going to go watch full
house
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Dry Ice - spitting image of his mother
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[01:07] <DryIce> but, i got all my moms traits
[01:07] <DryIce> wavy hair
[01:07] <Evade> ample breasts
[01:07] <DryIce> dark dark brown hair
[01:07] <DryIce> haha
[01:07] <DryIce> fuck you
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Silence, silence
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[5:28pm] Joins: d3m|silence (d3m_silenc@Dyscrepency.on.EnterTheGame.Com)
[6 users]
[5:30pm] <d3m|silence> that intro sucks
[5:30pm] <d3m|silence> u wasted ur time making
that piece of shit?
[5:30pm] <d3m|silence> bleh... hope ur effort
tonight is better than that intro
[5:30pm] <d3m|silence> peace
[5:30pm] Parts: d3m|silence (d3m_silenc@Dyscrepency.on.EnterTheGame.Com)
[5 users]
<right before we beat their asses in our first cql match>
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West beat-down
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[01:28] <CQL-B0t> qw blows
[01:28] <CQL-B0t> i was asked to run a league
for qw
[01:28] <CQL-B0t> :/
[01:29] <[iov]KennyRogers> are they stupid?
[01:29] <[iov]KennyRogers> if i was u
[01:29] <Grafh> I try to tell people about
cql and ca but they dont even respond
[01:29] <[iov]KennyRogers> id be like "i
cant run to the end of my driveway, what makes
you think i can run a league"
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Rap and homosexuality
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[00:50] <Evade> everytime i hear some playing
rap
[00:50] <Evade> i think they are fags
[00:50] <Evade> so
[00:50] <Evade> it evens out
[00:50] <Evade> in fact
[00:50] <Evade> most people that would think
you are a fag
[00:50] <Evade> are fags themselves
[00:51] <Evade> and for a fag to think you
are fag in a derogatory manner
[00:51] <Evade> is straight
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Dumbass...
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[21:41] <Plested> dryice is dumb zender
[21:41] <Plested> dont talk to him
[21:42] <Plested> unless its about something
dumb
[21:42] <DryIce> me dum
[21:42] <DryIce> b
******meanwhile
[22:45] <cAd_Bludshed> haha
[22:45] <cAd_Bludshed> here u go derek
[22:45] *** Joins: bludshed
[22:45] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v bludshed
[22:47] <DryIce> ?>
[22:47] <DryIce> where do i go
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Another West beatdown
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[01:51] <decatur`afkk> west says he has a
gf
[01:51] <decatur`afkk> like lies
[01:51] <W3st|31> my pc comes
[01:51] <DryIce1> hehehhe
[01:51] <W3st|31> with a webcam
[01:51] <W3st|31> ill show u
[01:51] <Monkey> yeah
[01:52] <DryIce1> stalked
[01:52] <DryIce1> stalker
[01:52] <Monkey> hopefully your pc comes
with a wig and makeup too
[01:52] <DryIce1> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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Zender knows what the ladies want!
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[21:37] <Zender`> can i get my @
[21:37] <Zender`> because im not sex appeal
enough without my @
[21:37] *** Evade sets mode: +o Zender`
[21:38] <Zender`> i got my sex appeal back
[21:38] <Zender`> now i can go get laid...
[21:38] <Zender`> hey skillet...
[21:38] <Zender`> need a rimjob :-o
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Silence enters the Bizarro world...
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[21:42] <d3m|silence> i suggest a few rounds
of practice on your beloved q1edge
[21:42] *** Parts: d3m|silence
[21:42] <oifer> aww
[21:42] <oifer> he didn't stick around for
a retort
[21:42] <oifer> considering all our members
were either high or drunk :p
.......a few seconds later.......
[22:52] <Monkey> heh
[22:52] <Monkey> silence reminds me of supervillains
in really stupid old 70s cartoons
[22:52] <Monkey> "i suggest you practice
your beloved q1edge"
[22:52] <Monkey> its like saying
[22:53] <Monkey> "you're never going
to see your precious princess again"
[22:53] <Monkey> hes just so evil...
[22:53] <Monkey> in a traditional, stupid
way
[22:53] <`403|js> LOL
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Reason for cheap Canadian Broadband
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[02:00] <snoop2> $75 a month
[02:00] <snoop2> for the 3 mbit
[02:00] <snoop2> dsl is only $50
[02:04] <zero2--ntguru> wow, that's what
you guys get for that much?
[02:04] <zero2--ntguru> I get 3mbps down/1.5mbps
up, 35$ month, canadian...
[02:10] <snoop2> heh
[02:10] <snoop2> well
[02:10] <snoop2> the difference is they don't
use broadband access as an incentive to keep citizens
in the country
[02:13] <Evade> RPOFL
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La gente española del mismo bizarro desea
mis (evada) nalgas.
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Now talking in #quake.ve.
[9:04pm] <ErneX> cono
[9:04pm] <budu> lol
[9:04pm] budu sets mode: +v Evade
[9:04pm] <budu> evade mi culo
[9:04pm] * sv-zerapio|RENTS slaps Evade around
a bit with a large trout
[9:06pm] ChanServ sets mode: +l 25
[9:06pm] <ErneX> esto es un discazo
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Snoop is absolutely unparalleled in nerdbility
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[23:34] <SND> I played quake for 9 hours yesterdya
[23:36] <SND> I played qtag
[23:36] <SND> for like 2 hours
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Kingpin is good, for a rapper (he buns wit the bredrin)
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[02:52] <Kingpin`> i dont claim being sicker, cuz the losers buried out
back so i claim myself the victor, you the 1 that does shit trying to earn stripes,
while your girl is back here running pipes, you faggot yanks cried when it was
9 eleven, but i said who gives a fuck and bun'd wit a bredrin
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Yah, we're pretty good
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[00:56] <SND> well, no biggy
[00:56] <SND> we've decided bizarro is a "friend
of the dy clan"
[00:57] <SND> which means we don't consider
you guys queers like most of the other ones
[00:57] <SND> ok, like ALL the other ones
[00:57] <Monkey> :)
[00:58] <Monkey> yeah
[00:58] <Monkey> well in a world full of
shit... there is nothing you can do really... but
in the bizarro world everything is cool
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I know oifer... I know
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[20:29] <oifer> oh monkey i
need you so!
[20:30] <oifer> i long to feel your touch
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The new breed of michael jackson impersonator.... Dry Ice
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[23:07] <DryIce> oh baby
[23:07] <Monkey> i think evade may just want
to not play it
[23:07] <Monkey> cuz he has a life or osmething
[23:08] <Monkey> and hard classes
[23:08] <DryIce> haha
[23:08] <DryIce> i have easy classes and
a life
[23:08] <DryIce> but
[23:08] <Monkey> i dunno if he could handle
2 leagues
[23:08] <DryIce> i can usually be home
[23:08] <Monkey> yah
[23:08] <Monkey> its because your life ends
at 9:30 when all the children in your area go to
bed
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Monkey explains his philosophy on leaked betas (do
not pirate leaked betas!!!)
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[01:07] <BizaMonkey> i dont
get betas
[01:07] <BizaMonkey> anymore
[01:07] <BizaMonkey> the fact that you got
the hl2 beta
[01:07] <BizaMonkey> is major gay
[01:07] <SND-DY-> uhh
[01:07] <SND-DY-> gay for who
[01:08] <BizaMonkey> for valve dude
[01:08] <SND-DY-> so was doom3
[01:08] <SND-DY-> wtf
[01:08] <SND-DY-> same thing
[01:08] <BizaMonkey> um
[01:08] <BizaMonkey> i told you
[01:08] <BizaMonkey> i dont get beta
[01:08] <BizaMonkey> ANYMORE
[01:08] <SND-DY-> heheh
[01:08] <SND-DY-> why not
[01:08] <BizaMonkey> read between the lines
[01:08] <BizaMonkey> motherfucker
[01:08] <BizaMonkey> because i respect game
companies
[01:08] <SND-DY-> haah
[01:08] <SND-DY-> so?
[01:08] <BizaMonkey> even though i dont buy
their games
[01:08] <SND-DY-> heh
[01:08] <BizaMonkey> i at least wait for
them to be released before i pirate
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Rook is strange
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[23:25] * r00k is now known as madc0w
[23:25] <madc0w> fuckn farmewr shunofabithengodamnshitmother fucknknse@WDFW#$WDF <--
moo!
[23:25] <SND-DY-> okay, who let the cow loose?
[23:26] <madc0w> lol
[23:38] * Parts: madc0w
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Dry Ice once again proves he's gay
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[17:47] <BizaMonkey> suck it
[17:47] <DryIce`> not now
[17:49] <BizaMonkey> later? youuu
[17:49] <BizaMonkey> gayyyy
[17:49] <BizaMonkey> fuckerrrrrr
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I'm speechless
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[21:55] <d3m|silence> ... k i see quake hasn't grown up
[21:55] <d3m|silence> i'm outtie
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HAHAHA, you're loopholed bioitch
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[18:02] <Evade> oh gay monkey
made a lists update
[18:03] <Evade> and he sneaked around the
rule about not adding ourselves to a list
[18:03] <Evade> by making a list about me
[18:03] <Evade> which in fact does not add
me to the list
[18:03] <Evade> gay
[18:05] <Evade> GOD DAMMIT
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HOT! Reasons why Dry Ice AND Oifer are gay: Reason number 1:
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... the truth comes out when you're drunk
[01:22] <DryIce> me and oifer
[01:22] <DryIce> are cranking
[01:22] <DryIce> britnet spears
.... later he sings lyrics
[01:23] <DryIce> i dont get it
[01:23] <DryIce> =(
[01:24] <DryIce> THE TASTES OF YOUR LIPS
[01:24] <DryIce> YOUR TOXIC TOUNGE
[01:24] <DryIce> SLIPPIN OVER
.... later again
[01:25] <DryIce> im listening to
[01:25] <DryIce> britnet spears
[01:25] <DryIce> and
[01:25] <DryIce> oifer is listening to
[01:25] <DryIce> linkin opark