Here you will find lists
of various things, for example, "gayest people
of all time." All
of the people lists include real quotes from the
people themselves (hence some may not have quotes
yet). As a rule, Evade and I do not add ourselves
to the lists, AND we do not interfere with each other's
Faglist / In order
of gayness / By Monkey & Evade
1. Silence - "that intro sucks, u wasted ur time
making that piece of shit?"
2. Kingpin - "Evade, u know that
you suck right?"
3. Kingpin - "that faggot evade
doesnt belong in here"
4. Shortlink - "rap takes more
talent then any other type of music"
5. Dry Ice - "i took my dad
into the backroom"
6. Dry Ice - "and my one friend
who is moving in with me is also
7. Dry Ice - "linkin park isnt
9. Chipy - "newbie shit"
10. Plested - 'I WUD FUCKING KILL
HER JUST FOR FUN"
11. Pharcyde - "puddle of mudd
is > nirvana"
"dude they were discovered by fred durst, of
course they are gonna rock the casbah" "gotta
get up early tomorrow to watch remeo and juliet"
Straightlist / In
order of straightness / By Monkey & Evade
1. SnoopDogg (SND)
- "we've decided bizarro is a "friend
of the dy clan" ... which means we don't consider
you guys queers like most of the other ones ...
ok, like ALL the other ones"
2. Idget - "so
you guys play the fuck out of some quake, thats
3. Oifer - "if i saw silence
in a coffee shop, i would sweep kick him then crap
in his eye"
4. Pharcyde - "FACT: quake
1 rocket launcher is the best fps weapon ever"
Approved Rap Song List /
In order of discovery / By Evade & Monkey
1. Digital Underground - Humpty Dance
2. Skee-lo - I wish
3. Sagat - Fuk Dat
4. Shaggy - Boombastic
5. MC Hammer - Can't Touch This
6. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Got Your
Monkey (Money -ed.)
7. LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock
8. Blackalicious - Alphabet Aerobics
Gay Movie Watcher List / In order
of gayness of movies / By Evade
1. Plested - [6:27pm] <phire|sq> i got blade2,
pirates of carribean, hulk, matrix2, bad boys
Things Evade Thinks Suck,
But Which Are Actually Cool / In order
of discovery / By Monkey
1. Blade 2 (see above)
2. Alizee (hottest woman alive)
3. Anal porn videos
(female ass ONLY)
Monkey's Favorite Albums /
In no particular order (only one album per artist
permitted) / By Monkey
•Weezer - Pinkerton (1996)
•Foo Fighters - Foo Fighters (1995)
•Pearl Jam - Vs. (1993)
•Soundgarden - Badmotorfinger (1991)
•Megadeth - Countdown To Extinction (1992)
•Alice In Chains - Dirt (1992)
•Björk - Homogenic (1997)
•David Bowie - Reality (2003)
•Sponge - Rotting Pinãta (1994)
•Toadies - Hell Below/Stars Above (2001)
Things The Whole World Seems
To Think Are Cool, But Which Are Actually Gay /
In order of gayness (with reasons) / By Monkey
1. Homosexuality: Tied
with rap and corporate music, justifiably. Gay
people are alright and stuff, but promoting
gay marriage and gayness, and being gay itself
is just gay.
1. Rap: This includes
"hip-hop." Basically the same thing as homosexuality.
1. Corporate Music:
This includes any talentless, corporate entities
such as britney spears, justin timberlake, or
98 degrees (none of which deserve capitalization).
Basically the same thing as rap & homosexuality.
2. Reality Television: No explanation is really required
here, but hot babes eating beetles is not my idea
of entertainment, nor is a fat man sitting on wedding
cakes, or women fighting over a man for money he
doesn't have. Teletubbies
is preferrable to this.
3. Promiscuous sex: Here's
my theory on promiscuous sex: Fucking lots of people
inevitably leads to threesomes
which leads to double penetration which leads to
item #1 on this list (take your pick). Besides, who
wants sloppy seconds, or sloppy 356ths for that matter,
and the STD's that go with it.
4. Children: I don't want
fucking children! They bang on my ceiling and wake
me up in the morning,
they require maintenance, they are mischevious, and
above all they usually destroy their mother's good
looks upon inception. There is absolutely NOTHING
good about these little brats, and yet
humanity HAS to deal with them in order to survive
another generation. Total skank shit.
5. Assholes who use aliases
in games ALL THE TIME making iplogs uselesss or who
use an alias until they win A SINGLE GAME and then
real name as if to say "look, it was me all along
won one fucking game.": People who do this
kind of shit are assholes. The only reason to use
an alias is to either 1) piss people off, 2) talk
shit without being caught or 3) hide your identity
while you suck. This is stupid because 1) pissing
people off is fucking pussy shit, 2) talking shit
on the internet is analogous to eating shit in real
life since it does no good except to make you look
like a bigger prick and nerd and skank, and 3) because
you will always truly suck ass. Don't use fake names
asshole, it is not cool, it is GAY.
GREAT Quotes / In
no particular order / By Monkey
•"I know a lot of women who use men, but the world is not perfect.
Fifty years ago there was Hitler; now there are bitches everywhere." --Julie
Delpy, greatest woman ever
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